Happy Mother's Day!

In honor of Mother's Day, I decided to interview Alexis and see what she thinks about me. Here are her answers...

I like when you “take Dave’s temperature”.

Mommy is as pretty as “me”.

Mommy is special because she “bought me a shovel.”

I want to tell my Mommy that “I am special.”

My Mommy is best at “cooking”. (HAHA! I sure have her fooled.)

I make my Mommy smile by “bear walking”.

My Mommy is as pretty as “me”.

What makes Mommy sad? “When I go outside by myself.”

How tall is Mommy? “This tall (arms held out in a circle)”

What does Mommy do when you are not home? “Read her magazines.”

What is your Mommy’s job? “Give Dave a bath.”

What is Mommy’s fav food? “Raviolis.”

How do you know that Mommy loves you? “Because she is happy.”

What is something Mommy always says to you? “Take a nap!”

What does Mommy do to make you laugh? “Kicking Max.” (Note: I do not kick Max)

What was Mommy like as a kid? “Maybe you were all whiny.”

Do you think Mommy is smart? “Yes.”

What does Mommy smell like? “You smell like some poop!” (Note: I do not smell like poop)

What does Mommy look like in the morning? “A tree.”

What is Mommy’s favorite place to go? “Target.” (Mental note: Time to cut back on my shopping trips)

What is Mommy NOT good at? “Putting a bow on Winkie.” (Note: Winkie is a stuffed frog, and I challenge ANY of you to put a bow in her non-existent hair!)

Alexis would also like to note that Dave is good at nothing!